NOTHING

It may be true that I have nothing for you today.

But is that so bad?

I could have given you No Nothing

How's that to wrap your head around?

Sometimes you need nothing - at least I do.

Nothing is better than a lot of things.  After all, nothing is...

Special - you're not just anything when you're nothing.

Impossible - how's that for a challenge?

Eternal - wow!  This is getting deep!  We know this because...

But don't worry about it.

Actually - I have no idea what this means.

And I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not - because I have...

Mostly because I gave...

At least there's an ap for that.

Not sure why.

Some people avoid nothing

But once you're there, it can be hard to leave.

But at least there's a whole lot not to do.

So I'll shut up now.

Mel Brooks gets it.