Name That Gadget!

   Today on Just Plain Stupid, we're going to play an educational game.  See if you can find the purpose of the following 12 gadgets.  Those with a perfect score are permitted to buy their own gold star and affix it to their foreheads.
   Ready?  Let's get started.

1)  This gadget is...

A) A 19th century doorstop

B) A shoehorn for Masochists

C) I don't know

2)  This gadget is...

A) A multi-band radio

B) A pork-free piggy-bank

C) I don't know

3)  These gadgets are...

A) Incredibly obvious spy cameras

B) Potty-training robots

C) I don't know

4)  This gadget is...

A) A shoe for people that don't walk

B) An uncomfortable lounge chair

C) I don't know

5)  This gadget is...

A) A fat-burning belt

B) A device to fight excessive privacy

C) I don't know

6)  This gadget is...

A) A one-handed surfer

B) A three person nose picker

C) I don't know

7)  This gadget is...

A) A prevarication detection device

B) A drug-free acid trip

C) I don't know

8)  This gadget is...

A) An all wooden camera

B) A toilet paper kazoo

C) I don't know

9)  This gadget is...

A) A compassion-free ambulance

B) A mobile Soylent Green factory

C) I don't know

10)  This gadget is...

A) An on-the-go hair transplant system

B) A cranial relaxation unit

C) I don't know

11)  This gadget is...

A) It's not a gadget - it's a bug!

B) A presidential candidate

C) I don't know

12)  This gadget is...

A) A high-altitude, debris flusher

B) A sadistic enema

C) I don't know

    Alright - get you answers ready and see how you did.  The correct answers are: 1c, 2c, 3c, 4c, 5c, 6c, 7c, 8c, 9c, 10c, 11b or c, and 12c.  That's right - I don't know.  What did you expect?

   Stop complaining - you're the one looking for education from a blog titled Just Plain Stupid.

   You want educational?  Okay, here's an European agricultural film.