Showing posts with label Johnny Carson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Carson. Show all posts

Friday, August 7, 2015

Wild Animals are Scary


   But sometimes they're funny too.  I get so many stealible photos on FB with animals in them that this week I decided to break them down to wild and domesticated.
   There are the big scary ones:


They search for a meal

 Track it down
And then sit down to feast
There are the big not-so-scary ones
That have bad hair days
Bad antler days
And some times just sit around looking sexy
Then there are the little guys, who make up for their lack of stature with:
Bravado
Religion
Or the common sense to run away
Some try to adapt to humankind
Accepting treats
Or staying on their diet
Or even sharing what they have
It's true that technology can make things difficult

And sometimes the best policy is to avoid humans completely
But wild animals know what humans sometimes miss - the most important thing:
Is just to be themselves


   Here's a wild beast from Burbank.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Stolen FB Pictures

Now that all the basketball fans have stopped coming to my blog because Google seems to think that's what I write about, see? I guess I should return to what my regulars seem to like the best.
    For me to shut up and show someone else's funny pictures.

Pictures of Peril
Yup
Just when you thought it was safe to return to the barn
Those shopping cart tenders have a mean streak.
Just don't send your friend down headfirst

Pictures of Seasons
This is why the early bird gets the worm, and the later bird gets to mate
Unfortunately - they don't call off work for pollen
Stupid is always in season

Word Play Pictures
The ones that don't text and fly
Another form of deadly cow kicking
Why don't we pay musicians the way we pay strippers?
Auto industry is clearly not keeping up with the tech sector

And Perspective
What are they saying about you in the boardroom?
Everything is Lucas
Cleanliness is a lonely business
That's the way the Canadians see us
There's always someone who has to top your bumper-sticker
And why does this make me feel better?
Speaking of feelings...

Here's a Young Robin Williams with a not-so-young Johnny Carson