Showing posts with label The three Stooges. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The three Stooges. Show all posts

Friday, September 4, 2015

Slapstick Stickback



“A boisterous form of comedy marked by chases, collisions, and crude practical jokes.”  - American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright © 2011 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.
(This is why I so rarely quote - the reference is three times as long.)

Slapstick goes back to Rome.  Along with crucifixion, it’s one of those wonderful innovations of civilization that separated the Republic from the barbarians.
It’s named for a stick that sounds painful, but isn’t so much.
 I don’t think that was the intention with crucifixion.
Aptly or not, modern comedy has incorporated Crucifixion into the slapstick genre.  But it's not all so grisly.
Early films incorporated a great deal of slapstick.  Clever repartee was difficult without sound.
Chaplin was considered a cinema god for his mastery of the art.
Until we deported him for having different political views than most of his audience.
And so the entertainment industry sought out acts to take up the slack.
The Little Rascals
Laurel and Hardy
Abbot and Costello
and of course...
The Three Stooges
For eighty years they have defined American Slapstick comedy
Even when Shemp replaced Curly, they were better than any other team,
Then slapstick got relegated to cartoons.
Live comedies relied on snappy dialog as opposed to physical comedy.
With some wonderful exceptions.
Maybe that's why we're so angry all the time.  We take ourselves too seriously.  What America - the World needs today is...
A good pie in the face.


Or maybe just to watch a bit more Monty Python

Monday, March 2, 2015

Things You Never Knew Existed (again)

Once again I received a wonderful Things You Never Knew Existed catalog in spite of the fact that I have never sent these wonderful people a dime. home page  I would love to buy from them, but their inventory includes things I'm happy to celebrate - but would never want to own - such as...
It's unclear whether this is a small model or a way for people to vie for the Darwin Awards.  If you're looking for something smaller scale...
I had a friend get one of these but I got turned off when I caught it humping a dragon fly.
If you're looking to make breakfast an adventure, how about...
For those of you who want your toast on the Dark Side.  And when the force sends your toast out the other end, you might require...
Or for those of you of a higher caliber...
But the best thing about Things You Never Knew Existed is the Tee Shirts.  I have posted several of them over the last two years.  Here's a few from their latest batch.
Makes sense
It's all a bit clearer now.
The great innovators - we owe them so much!
Anybody have a dog I can borrow?
Nobody can convince me they don't do that on purpose.

Unfortunately, many of their tee shirts are mean-spirited.  Those of you who are nice can skip to the video.  anybody... anybody?
 Gee - Mom liked photography...
Because we LIKE our phones!

 The only use I can think of for them.
Somebody sent me this one...  Actually two people did.
Here's my favorite of the bunch.
And finally, somebody who is on a lot of our minds this week.


These folks have nothing to do with the catalog folks - but it fits the theme.