Momma Done Told Me

Happy Mother's Day!

   Yes, I know I'm 2 days late, but they tell me I was born three weeks late, so from my perspective, I'm catching up, but I will never catch up with the sweet, gentle, and wise icon of our society - the mother.

Not all mothers have children

Some Mommas aren't even women

But they're all wise

Okay, the wisdom is not always obvious

I'm pretty sure those are Dad hands.

Wise Mothers are always ready to give advice in different categories such as...

helpful

Conflicted

mortifying

Useful

religious

Wisdom that can follow you even after she's gone.

   Here's a song from BB King I first heard on Mother's Day this year.

Tee Shirts - Celebrating Seniority

Back when I was a freshman - I envied the seniors - till I was one and realized the free ride was almost over.
I guess that was a bit of a dress rehearsal for the real thing.  But no matter our concerns, we can still wear our neurosis-es on our chests.
Many start with that that time honored phrase...

I forget - What did getting lucky used to... Wait, oh, yeah.

Sometimes I can do that.  It all Depends...

Things look so much clearer after four or five

Wouldn't that be ironic?

Sometimes you just have to stay there and play with the dust bunnies

Feelin' it George.

I'm still searching for that second entendre.

Here's one in reverse

And speaking of respect

I did have a calculator - I could make it say hello upside down!

It's an artform.  I'm an artist.

Not what I had in mind

But getting older has its good side

Thank God!

But now I don't want to be...

Blessed nostalgia

But in spite of all the years - and all the stuff I've learned.  The first lesson was the best.

Remember when this was funny?