Reigning Cats and Dogs (and other potential monarchs.)

   When we domesticated the dog to help us watch livestock - it was our idea.  When we brought cats into our huts to cut down on rodents - we THOUGHT it was our idea.

   We don't even call our relationship pet and master any more.  We know who's in charge.

   If only...

Dogs

If dogs could talk

Or delegate

And didn't listen to cats

If they lived in castles

And played poker

Or performed on stage

Maybe with a chorus line

They'd still be suckers for toddlers

Cats

If cats got framed

Or were rechargeable

If they lived with fantasy creatures

Or way down south

If they were in charge of your garden

Or performed in movies

Or did impressions

They'd still be suckers for toddlers

Others

If others dream of houses

and being creepy cuddly

I wouldn't trust their kisses

They might not even fear our toddlers

Knock Knock

   Here's a short from Pixar.