Showing posts with label birds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birds. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Reigning Cats and Dogs (and other potential monarchs.)

   When we domesticated the dog to help us watch livestock - it was our idea.  When we brought cats into our huts to cut down on rodents - we THOUGHT it was our idea.
   We don't even call our relationship pet and master any more.  We know who's in charge.
   If only...
Dogs
If dogs could talk
Or delegate
And didn't listen to cats
If they lived in castles
And played poker
Or performed on stage
Maybe with a chorus line
They'd still be suckers for toddlers
Cats
If cats got framed
Or were rechargeable
If they lived with fantasy creatures
Or way down south
If they were in charge of your garden
Or performed in movies
Or did impressions
They'd still be suckers for toddlers
Others
If others dream of houses
and being creepy cuddly
I wouldn't trust their kisses
They might not even fear our toddlers
Knock Knock

   Here's a short from Pixar.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Animal Pics Stolen From FB

People seem to like the posts with a lot of pictures and not stuff I write.
Okay
Here are some animals that people have posted on FB. 
CATS
It's been that kind of winter
That might be a little too warm
Just right
Stealthy

MISCELLANEOUS
I seem to be missing 16 wheels
Horse sense
Somebody get this beast a rim-shot
I got out to the woods to chase him, and he takes my seat
BIRDS
Do I look like a morning bird to you?
I wonder where the expression Bird Brained came from?

BUNNIES
Cute alert
Is this some kind of mockery?
Living with humans is so embarrassing
How's this for mockery?

I wasn't going to post this vid, but there are three dog dancing sections that are worth seeing.  The best one is a little over a minute in.