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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Domestic Animals Are Not So Scary

But they can be funny too.

On Friday I did the first of two posts to clear out animal pictures from my 'borrowed from others' file. Friday's post was Wild Animals, and of course there was some contriversy. I included among my wild animals a hen, a chick and some other beast they domesticate in South America, South Asia, or South Alabama.

Yes, chickens are farm animals, and I guess the strange looking southern fella is too, but to the best of my knowledge, chickens are rarely fond of humans. Chickens stick around for the food, not the company. Dogs, cats, horses, and stuffed animals usually have an attachment to their people. But the terms Wild and Domestic are more easily understood than Misanthropic and Philanthropic so I used them.

This blog is called, Just Plain Stupid, you know. Roll with it!

Let's start with Dogs.

Dogs are loving and sharing

.Always happy to play along

They're motivated

Willing to make sacrifices

And Never ask for anything in return

Cats

Cats are patient

Long-suffering even

Sometimes really long-suffering

But mostly they are cute

But they'd never use that against you

But sometimes it's their best defense.

Equines

Equines don't judge

Even when cows laugh at them

They just want to be cared for

How can we get that guy's stall?

You want more equines? Here's a video.

Monday, April 21, 2014

I like the Amish in the Spring-time.

My sister, Henrietta lives in Amish country, and sometimes I go to see her. I particularly like to go in April and May – though this year there may be snow through June. Manure in the fields smells horrid, but it’s the sweetest horrid smell I know. I also enjoy the hex signs on barns and occasionally seeing a black buggy with the incongruous orange triangle on the back.

Speaking of incongruous, have you ever seen Amish on rollerblades? It’s an accepted mode of travel according to their custom, and a real hoot to come across!

Back when Cral and I did the TV show, one of our songs was about such people who have the courage to be so different, and so add a bland but important spice to all of our lives. The tune is kind of like I Love Paris except the sizzles part, and the verses are completely different...

The tune is less unlike I Love Paris

than it's unlike many other tunes like Mary Had a Little Lamb

and Take a Chance on Me by ABBA.

I Like the Amish

words by Headley Hauser

tune stolen unfaithfully

(Chorus)

I like the Amish in the Spring-time

And those hearty Quakers in the Fall

The Mennonites so jaunty in the Summer

I’m sad that there’s no Shakers left to call

I like carpentry with Gunther

I’m giddy when I sew with Winifred

You’ve never partied till you’ve met the Swensons

They’re wild enough to paint the whole barn red

(repeat chorus)

Now Inga, she was such a rebel

With all she did, she risked the elder’s glower

She once took off racing on the plow horse

Got up to over seven miles an hour

(repeat chorus)

Herman, he was quite the vain one

And all admit his wardrobe had no lack

Once he went parading through the pasture

Dressed in nearly every shade of black

After the show ended, one of my two watchers emailed me to tell me that there were indeed a few Shakers up in Maine still. Of course by then I had my show’s cancellation to be sad about, but it was some consolation.

Here’s today’s video - which due to some foul-up on my end is related to the subject - Wield Al does a song about the Amish that also doesn't much resemble I Love Paris.