I'm Confused

   The news gets stupider, social media gets newsier.  I'm having a hard time telling which is which anymore.

In the news

   A tractor-trailer gets stuck under a bridge.

On Social Media

  Huh?

In the News

  Defendant's counsel demands arrest report - even though the arresting officer was a police dog.

On Social Media

I'm pretty sure this is just fiction.

But How About These?

That Woman Can Make Anything Delicious

That Must Be Part One

Endevor For Ultamate Bestness!

I'm Pretty Sure I've Seen That One.

Bunny Foo Foo, The Reality Show

False Hope Is International

   It may seem like an odd complaint from a guy who writes a blog called Just Plain Stupid, but the whole world seems to be one big Dumb Area.

   Pardon me - the universe.  How could I know?  I'm a stay at planet type of guy.

   Unlike this guy - who used to be smart, but now he sells booze.

   Well, there are a few good ideas out there.

   Who knows - maybe another species will take over thinking for us humans.

   And we can find our inner goofy.

   Just as long as we keep reality at bay.

   Or is it reality holding us at bay?

  Well, at least I can count on Morgan Freeman...

   Cause when I look at reality - I get confused.

Miscellaneous Quips I Didn't Write.

The wonderful thing about the internet is that we can steal clever things, post them on social media, and be thought witty and original.  Not only are we not original in thinking up the clever things - we're not even original in the way we steal them, because billions of people are doing the exact same thing!
   I can do that.  How about...

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Remember you heard it from this thought thief first. 

Heard that one?  How about these?

I'll claim it.  Most of the world's population is too young to remember these guys.

No worries about claiming this one - Crocodiles don't sue - they don't get along with sharks.

I'm pretty sure Schultz didn't write this - so even the originator was ripping off.

I've met both these characters a dozen times at least - their arms and legs looked thicker.

A little more risk on this one - we all recognize who this is.

No problem - Patrick Stewart is a sport, and thankfully, Wil Wheaton fell off the edge of the universe shortly after leaving Star Trek.

Guys have tells.

But not for plagiarism...  Thanks to Facebook, that's no longer a crime.

Here's a couple from north of the boarder.

They're all bundled up that far north, so it's hard to tell anyway - except for their elite forces...

Here's a vid I didn't write either.