Tee Shirts Again?

Having another Tee Shirt post is like when you have canned chili 6 days in a row because you can’t figure out what else to fix for dinner.

What it means is that I’ve gotten another wonderful issue of Things you never knew existed in my mail box. I sure appreciate the fine folks that I never knew existed for sending me this catalog – especially as I’ve never ordered from them.

What I have done is rip off their Tee Shirt slogans and put them on this blog.  Here's the best from them (that I haven't already ripped off in a previous post.)

People keep pointing this shirt out to me for some reason.

Now with 20% more nitrogen!

Still waiting on the punch line

And here's some from other sources

I knew God created hockey

Sorry clown fans...  Are there any?

So sweet - maybe due to diabetes

That's the spirit

This last group is from a tee shirt trend of making the body part of the message.  A lot of those won't pass the decency test (I failed that twice.)  Here are the cleaner ones.

Nerd-dom free from the weight of tie and pocket protector!

Way to go!

Hurts to look at.

Last couple are for the insufferable.

As long as that means I can go away.

VW did a bunch of these videos.  This is my favorite.

TeeTooTwo





Tee Shirts Too Part Two

 

   I'd like to present part two of the scintillating, most popular post ever made here on Just Plain Stupid... But it's a lot easier just to post a bunch of tee shirt sayings and call it a day.

 



Hey, everyone's angry about health care these days.

Talk about things that make you angry

Okay, it's probably not true - but we can hope

My feelings around election time

My bunny slippers assure me it's true.  They're very close

I tried this several times.  After a while...

I had this tee shirt.  I had to trash it 'cause it had too many cuts in it

Sigh...

Yum

The world is full of mutants

Speaking of mutants



Will punctuation stop mutants?

Go ahead - call him a wimp.

Yes, yes, I know I had this in the last post - but I can't get over how much Curly looks like Kirk.

 

And ONCE AGAIN, I find a video to fit the theme - the classic Rhys Ifans bit from Notting Hill.  If you think this is all Ifans can do - check out Danny Deckchair.  Warning - language

 



 

TeeTooOne

 Tee Shirts Too Part One

 Some time ago - I'm too lazy to look it up.  I posted some tee shirts I'd seen and liked on this blog.  People didn't seem to hate it as much as my usual stuff, so I thought I'd give you a break and post some more tee shirts today and Thursday (less work for me, right?)

 Not available for Merlin or Benjamin Button

 Not available for politicians

 sigh

 People point this one out to me a lot...?

fertilizer?

 You got it.

Should be the Go Figure Reads logo

 You know they do it

and

My favorite today...

I never realized how much Curly looked like Shatner

 

Once in a while I actually match up the video with the post theme -

Tee Shirts

Long fiction can get to be a bit much sometimes. Sometimes Reader’s Digest seems a bit wordy. Comic books today seem to have a lot more words in them than they did when I was a kid. Flash fiction is 100 words? Can we cut that down a bit?

T-shirts! That’s a genre I can handle – short enough to put two or three on a single Twitter feed (whatever that is.) I like bumper stickers, but I like T-shirts more for the following reasons.

1) T-shirts rarely cut you off in traffic.

2) T-shirts might run away from you, but rarely at 80MPH.

3) Bumper stickers give you an excuse to look at a woman’s license plate…

A year ago (or so,) Bethlehem Writers Group asked me to give them a Top Ten list along with a story for their monthly newsletter. Of course they didn’t pay me anything (I don’t know why I keep hoping.) I gave them my…

Top Ten T-Shirt Messages.

(or how to make up a blog post without writing your own stuff)

10 I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

9 Sometimes I laugh so hard tears run down my leg.

8 Franklin Watt: Blind Gunfighter “Let me hear you draw your gun.” (promotional item from that incredible novella Trouble in Taos by Headley Hauser. Book 1 of the Genre Series. Available on Amazon and at gofigurereads.com)

7 We all think we’re mature until someone pulls out the bubble wrap.

6 I AM LOST – I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

5 I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.

4 If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard.

3 I still like Ike (from that incredible novella, Volition Man by Headley Hauser – Book 2 of the Genre Series, complete, ready to go, and DELAYED by the fine people of Go Figure Reads)

2 Vice Presidents are like Slinkies… They’re really good for nothing… but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

1 HOW TO HANDLE STRESS LIKE A DOG If you can’t eat, or play with it, then pee on it, and walk away.

 

Since that time, I’ve seen a few more I’ve come across a few more that may, or may not have cracked my Top Ten.

Honorable (or not) Mention

Even Duct Tape Can’t Fix Stupid. But… It Can Muffle The Sound.

All Those Who Believe in Telekinesis, Raise My Hand.

Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

I’m always disappointed when a Liar’s Pants don’t actually Catch On Fire.

Lord, Give Me Patience – Because if you give me Strength, I’m Gonna Need Bail Money to go with it.

No, they are not balloons. Get away from me with that pin!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives questioned.

Remember when being stiff in the morning was a good thing?

Don’t judge me because I sin differently from you.

Support the poor – Buy Art

(or a book.)