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Showing posts with label moose. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Animal Nature

   Animals aren't just window dressing.  We don't like them because they are pretty or interesting.  We like them because they have personality.
   Sometimes that personality is dangerous.
Hmmm, the main course holding the appetizer.
 A good run builds the appetite.
Run him over this way, bear.
We believe in eating with the little folk.
Though sometimes the little ones bite back.
And sometimes they don't know they're little
Dangerous?  What's dangerous about lil ol' me?
   And sometimes their personalities are fearless.
You wanna come out and play?
We could romp in the garden.
Or splash in the pool.
If I can cross this scary road and get past all the cars, there's a butcher shop across the street.
Crossing the road?  I cross the just to get to the other side.  THIS is the real scary place.
   But we love them best when their personalities are just weird.
   What do you mean duck-billed?  Fedoras have straight brims, silly.
People think I'm nuts when I do this.
Those cans look tasty, Mom
Hey, you're from Labrador, not France!
What do you mean, weird?
   The real question is how do the animals see us?

Maybe we need to work on our personalities...
Before they give up on us.


Maybe we'd be less annoying if we didn't grow up.



Monday, October 7, 2013

Rotting Your Brain 3 Facebook Beasts.


The old Vaudeville saw is to never do an act with a baby or an animal.  Not only are they unpredictable, but they're bound to look funnier than you are.  As I scan FB, I marvel at the amount of time people must stand poised over their pets or other beasts with a camera in their hand.  And people worry about our Gross National Product!  Here's our GNP - pictures of animals posted on FB.  Surely, this must help our trade deficit somehow!
Sorry for calling you, Surely.


 Kittenhood is contagious
 I hope they don't talk to their distant cousins in the North Pole
 Too much time on Hubby's hands
 Been there
 Squirrel peace
 Yeah, that's about it
 Why I love the feel of Wash and Drys
 Who gets the remote?
 Not really an animal - or is he?
 Sorry, girls - too wise
 Like as in...?
Ummmm
 Why cats have mental health issues
 Good tip
 Cute warning
 And She Don't Care!
 I hope they didn't train him to do that
Eat - Sleep, so much to do.  Hard to keep it all straight
 
Here's a video that makes me feel better about the kind of person I am.