pOnce Again

   I admit it - one of the reasons I don't like puns is that I frequently don't get them.  Maybe they are funny.  Maybe tax simplification really was simpler.  Maybe reality TV really is quality entertainment.
   If these things are true - you can't prove it by me.
   But people seem to like puns if my last pun post is any indication.  one percent  Anyway - here're more.  Don't ask me to explain them.

 Got this from a banker - go figure

 Yeah, you grate on me,

 Boohooberry

 Grammar police watch everything

Does Disney own Sesame Street?  I'm gonna get sued.

   I don't know why, but animals are featured in a lot of pun pics.

 I've heard worse.

 Not much worse than that.

 Hey!  I got that one!  How do I include it in conversation?

 Coming soon to a theater near you.

 Huh?

Looks good on you.

   Here's a couple for holidays past (or I'm really early.)

 Nothing says battle commemoration like a drunk cat

Sigh...

   And finally - (which you're supposed to say when you get to the last, best bit - but with puns it's just the last bit,) for all you fans of 25-year-old PC games...

   And in an unrelated note - here's John Oliver.

Puns – Are You the 1 Percent?

Let’s face it – 99% of the world hates puns (or at least claims to.)  That’s the reason I didn’t use a cutesy title to this post using a word that begins with p.u.n. like punnish, punctuation, punitive, pungacious (pugnacious…)  My favorite is P.U. No more puns, please.
The point is that I didn’t use a pun in the title as a public service to the 99% that (at least claim,) don’t like puns.
I’ll bet a few of you spent time looking for a pun in the title, and maybe I’ll even get a few emails pointing them out.
Anyway, I (claim to) belong to the 99% and so the following puns are not mine, but have been forced upon me by my FB friends.
I don’t want to see these again – I’m leaving.  You 1%’ers, turn the lights out when you leave.

This guy claims to have started several awkward conversations with puns.  I can buy that.

Stuff I Get From Others

Once again, I give the masochistic... no that's supposed to be faithful, viewers of my blog a break.  More pictures; fewer words.
And as these pictures were sent to me on Facebook and other sources - less Headley content in general.

For some reason, several things I get from "friends" follow a certain theme.

Others have a vocational tilt.

Given those choices, I'll take the pirate job, which for some reason leads us to grammar.

And puns

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

And for a reason I can't fathom, this -

And finally these stupidities

For today's video - here's Ellen  from 28 years ago.