pOnce Again

   I admit it - one of the reasons I don't like puns is that I frequently don't get them.  Maybe they are funny.  Maybe tax simplification really was simpler.  Maybe reality TV really is quality entertainment.
   If these things are true - you can't prove it by me.
   But people seem to like puns if my last pun post is any indication.  one percent  Anyway - here're more.  Don't ask me to explain them.

 Got this from a banker - go figure

 Yeah, you grate on me,

 Boohooberry

 Grammar police watch everything

Does Disney own Sesame Street?  I'm gonna get sued.

   I don't know why, but animals are featured in a lot of pun pics.

 I've heard worse.

 Not much worse than that.

 Hey!  I got that one!  How do I include it in conversation?

 Coming soon to a theater near you.

 Huh?

Looks good on you.

   Here's a couple for holidays past (or I'm really early.)

 Nothing says battle commemoration like a drunk cat

Sigh...

   And finally - (which you're supposed to say when you get to the last, best bit - but with puns it's just the last bit,) for all you fans of 25-year-old PC games...

   And in an unrelated note - here's John Oliver.

Potpourri - Not the Kind You Smoke

So it's the week after Thanksgiving and I'm thankful that I have a bunch of pictures for this post - it means I don't have to write much.
I'm also grateful for safety.  For instance.

I have no surgery scheduled

I have no trips to NY NY planned

Our erratic ways have kept the aliens at bay

I don't work at McDonalds

Most of my deadly enemies are out of town

I haven't gotten much chain mail lately

I'm grateful for animals

And that cats don't know much about snowballs

Mice are so compassionate

Not sure if this counts

So THAT'S what it's all about

I'm grateful for oddballs

Between 10 and 2 will he be there

THIS is a guy I'd vote for!

And finally, I'm grateful that...

A certain holiday is still more than three weeks away

Hey!  At least it's not February yet.