Showing posts with label Headley Hauser Hall of Honor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Headley Hauser Hall of Honor. Show all posts

Sunday, June 1, 2014

HHHH Inducts Ben Edlund

It grieves me to do this to someone nearly a decade younger than I am - mostly because it shows what a failure I’ve made of my life. I induct Ben Edlund into the Headley Hauser Hall of Honor (pronounced Haw-nor.) Ben is the fourth inductee into the hall (fifth is you count both the Coen brothers link) along with Douglas Adams link, and Christopher Moore link.
Ben started out small – I mean freakishly small – less than 10 pounds. Knowing that Hollywood would never listen to anyone under 2 feet tall, Ben spent the next decade and a half growing to approximately full size.
This was only the first of his many accomplishments.
It was in High School (shortly after recovering from his ‘small’ disability,) that Ben created, The Tick
 the finest superhero in comedic history. (on the advice of my lawyers, I omitted the words “I’ve ever ripped off in novella form” preceding in comedic history.
While he was studying to do film stuff, New England Comics a local comic company, (on the advice of those guys, I omitted the words “a third-rate, derivative, fly-by-night” preceding the worlds, local comic company,) asked him to do a Tick series because they’d seriously dropped the ball on something else they were going to do. In spite of NEC desperate need for immediate rescue from creative blah-dom, Ben took his time creating issue 1. This served NEC right, but more importantly, it brought The Tick to public awareness.
Sometime afterwards he signed a limited edition #1 for me. It has a crease in the cover – but I don’t completely blame him.
Paired with Richard Libmann-Smith, Edlund created The Tick TV show in 1994. Edlund wrote a number of episodes in this GREATEST ANIMATED TV SERIES OF ALL TIME including the 20 minutes of gold that is: That Mustache Feeling,
as well as the very fine episodes, Grandpa Wore Tights and The Tick vs. Filth.
The Fox network showed how shortsighted they were by cramming The Tick into their Saturday morning line-up instead of putting it on Sunday evening right after the Simpsons. Not surprisingly, the largely adult male audience that gravitated to The Tick bought very little of the Baby-wets-herself type toys advertised as they were too busy buying pizza, beer, and pick-up trucks that Fox might have sold in abundance had they put The Tick in the right time slot. The Tick was cancelled after three seasons.
Freakin’ bean-counters.
A few years later, the bean-counters overcompensated by making a live action version of The Tick for prime time. Although Patrick Warburton was a fine choice to play the big guy, focus-group input insisted on more sexual innuendo which cheapened the product and it was cancelled after just a few shows.
As it turns out, the battle of good vs. evil has similarities to the battle of creative folks vs. beancounters.
Edlund wrote two of the live action episodes - The Tick vs. Justice, and The Terror which were each wonderful quirky throwbacks to the kind of humor all of us beer and pizza consuming, pick-up driving adult males hoped for when The Tick came to prime time.
Then Edlund went on to work with Joss Whedon with the series, Angel, (with that dead guy, David Boreanaz,) and did Firefly, and other Supernatural stuff…





Yada yada yada.
Let’s be honest – I’m inducting Edlund in the Headley Hauser Hall of Honor (pronounced Haw-nor,) because it looks pretty silly to induct a large blue animated fictional character.
So congratulations, Tick
… I mean, Ben!


And now – a YouTube full episode of The Tick!!!!!!! Rejoice, ye with sufficient bandwidth!

Monday, March 10, 2014

HHHH Inducts: Christopher Moore

HHHH Inducts: Christopher Moore
Headley Hauser Hall of Honor (pronounced Hawner) is contractually obligated to write something in this blog space. So I’m inducting Christopher Moore.
Moore (who I’d call Chris, I guess - if I knew him - and he hadn’t told me to get out of his kitchen at 3AM when I accidently picked the lock to his back door,) is the author of 14 novels (most of which don’t stink out loud,) and a graphic novel (which I haven’t had the opportunity to sniff as yet.)
He serendipitously, randomly, accidently or otherwise unaccountably authored the greatest novel of the 21rst century: LAMB: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BIFF, CHRIST’S CHILDHOOD PAL. Luckily for him he didn’t write it a few years earlier, ‘cause when it comes to the 20th century, Harper Lee would’ve cleaned his clock.
From what I can gather from his writings his turn-ons seem to be demons, vampires, recreational medication, B movies, impressionist art, and the plastic ball pit at the local McDonalds.
No mention of his turn-offs appear in his novels or any description of his perfect date, unless it involves super-market frozen turkey bowling.
Thankfully, I am not required to include a centerfold photo in this write-up.
Moore enjoys weaving his characters from one story into another. Perhaps he gets a thrill from frustrating those who begin reading his work with say, THE STUPIDEST ANGEL: A HEARTWARMING TALE OF CHRISTMAS TERROR. The said unfortunate would find missing background relating to two characters introduced in ISLAND OF THE SEQUINED LOVE NUN, another character introduced in LAMB, and a host of characters from the fictional Pine Grove California.
As a public service (and because I’m trying to reach 500 words,) I will now list his books in order:
1) PRACTICAL DEMONKEEPING (the first Pine Grove book)
2) COYOTE BLUE (nothin’ to do with nothin’ as far as I can tell)
3) BLOODSUCKING FIENDS (A LOVE STORY) (the first vampire/San Francisco book)
4) ISLAND OF THE SEQUINED LOVE NUN

5) THE LUST LIZARD OF MELANCHOLY COVE (the second Pine Grove book)
6) LAMB

7) FLUKE: OR, I KNOW WHY THE WINGED WHALE SINGS (clearly written while on a Pacific cruise where the liquor was unlimited – I’d skip this one)
8) THE STUPIDEST ANGEL (the third Pine Grove book)
9) YOU SUCK: A LOVE STORY (the second vampire/San Francisco book)
10) A DIRTY JOB (the third San Francisco, but NOT primarily a vampire book – sneaky Pete)
11) FOOL (obligatory Shakespeare homage bit)
12) BITE ME: A LOVE STORY (the third vampire and fourth San Francisco book)
13) SACRE BLEU: A COMEDY D’ART (largely 19th century, Paris, France book)
14) THE SERPENT OF VENICE (no idea as it has yet to appear in the Barnes and Noble dumpster with its cover torn off.)
And of course, the currently unscented graphic novel: THE GRIFF: A GRAPHIC NOVEL (WITH IAN CORSON.)

I have been accused of stealing his style in my novella TROUBLE IN TAOSLINK That doesn’t concern me because like tens of thousands of my fellow writing wanna-bes, I can’t get arrested in this town.
Wanna know more? Check his website: WWW.CHRISMOORE.COM, LINK cause I’m way over 500 words.

For the video, I thought I'd celebrate the release of Mr. Peabody (though I won't see it till it gets to the cheap theater,) with this vid of how he adopted Sherman.
There's even a bonus fractured fairy tale.