Those of you who have read Trouble
in Taos link may still be wondering about
an omission I made in Chapter Seven. I had the unfortunate
character, Lowell Sparger sing a song at the Rosa Linda bar, but I
killed him before he could finish. I felt kind of bad about doing
that to my readers (and I don’t think Lowell liked it much either.)
Here’s the tune
And here are the lyrics that show in the book.
Off
to sea went the fighting ship, make way, make way.
You
never did see a mightier ship, make way, make way.
With
a hearty crew and a captain proud
They
sailed through the night in the fog and the cloud,
And
the crew roared MAKE WAY.
We’re the mighty ship, you better get out of the
way.
The
captain spied a light ahead, make way, make way.
They
better move, or they’ll be dead, make way, make way.
To
the ship ahead, this is Captain Clyde,
Move
five degrees port or else we’ll collide,
And
the crew roared, MAKE WAY.
We’re the mighty ship, better get out of the way.
Out
of the gloom, there came a reply, make way, make way.
You
better move or else you will die, make way, make way.
To
Captain Clyde, this is Seaman Nash,
Move
five degrees port or else you will crash,
And
the crew roared, MAKE WAY.
We’re the mighty ship, better get out of the way.
The
Captain said, have some reason, son, make way, make way.
This
fighting ship is twelve hundred ton, make way, make way.
With
a triple hull, and a mighty prow,
We’ll
make short work of your garbage scow,
And
the crew roared, MAKE WAY.
We’re the mighty ship, better get out of the way.
The
seaman said you’re in danger now, make way, make way.
For
what you approach is no garbage scow, make way, make way.
She
may be small for eight tons, she be
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_ ________ _____ _____ ___ _____ ___ ___
Yup – that’s how I left it.
So to make up for leaving the readers in the dark, I’m
planning on revealing the missing lines here on JPS. But first let’s
have some fun.
Can you guess the nine missing words? The last word
rhymes with be and I
put (I think,) the right number of space marks for each word. Take a
guess. Send your best guess to headleystupid@gmail.com
with the subject line Nine
Missing Words. The first one to come up with
the right words (failing that – the one who comes closest: failing
that – the one who gives the funniest response: failing that –
the one that makes the best effort: failing that – the one that
doesn’t hurt my feelings,) wins a Trouble in Taos coffee mug
It's suitable (surprisingly) for coffee. It is also suitable for tea, hot chocolate, bullion, and Ovaltine (Mr. Pibb
not recommended) (not because Mr. Pibb will harm the mug – I just
don’t recommend it.)
The contest is open to anyone who has an address in the
Continental US where they’d like their mug sent. (Other than in
Maynard, Massachusetts – some grudges die hard.)
In the event of multiple right answers, those who were
not first to get their guess in will receive a set of 6 low-quality
Go Figure Reads refrigerator magnets, suitable to cling to your
refrigerator door and mock you for not getting your response in fast
enough. Those with right answers who fail to give their name and
address will receive a raspberry via email reply.
All legal disclaimers ever
written apply.
Over the next few weeks, I will be serializing Chapter
Seven on Just Plain Stupid. In each installment I will jumble one of
the Nine Missing Words. I will announce the correct answer and
winner at the end of the series (unless the winner is too ashamed to
let me use his/her/it’s/their/whatever’s name – you can make up
a fake name and I’ll announce that… but the NSA will still know.)
Awarding of the prize may be cancelled or delayed due to NSA actions
such as kidnapping me, blocking my blog, or taking away my tin-foil
hat.
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