This post is a little violent. It’s hard to do a
story about a gunfighter without… Of course I could have done it
like A-Team where ex-military “elites” fired thousands of rounds
each episode and never hit anybody. More better – I could have
done a gunfight like Mr. Bean had in this clip.
This is the third of five installments of an excerpt
from my book Trouble in Taos, the story of Slimy Beach, gunfighter
and latrine digger. If you’d like to see the first two here are
the links. part-1
part-2
But back to the story. I’m pretty sure Slimy never
thought of taking up fisticuffs to defend Miss Flossy’s honor.
Being so small, Slimy was not one to resort to fisticuffs if he could
avoid it, and certainly not with the village blacksmith.
Furthermore, Flossy was not the sort of woman who expected, or even
desired, men to defend her honor. That would be economically
inconvenient.
It wasn’t the liberties Mike Finn took with Flossy
that irked Slimy; Slimy just never could tolerate being ignored.
Slimy grabbed the barkeep’s scattergun from the top
of the bar and shot Mike Finn dead. He also winged two poker players
and shattered the chair that Claybourne Petree, the undertaker, was
about to sit in. According to Two-Bucket Joe, Claybourne was pretty
scared for a minute, but took it pretty well. Of course, he got some
business out of the deal.
This was Slimy’s first killing, and it came as a
surprise to the people of Taos. He’d been in town a year or two
and was, after his own fashion, a successful businessman. People
found him tedious, and nobody liked the way he smelled, but no one
thought of him as dangerous before.
Slimy grunted an apology for the mess and offered the
smoking scattergun back to Estevo, the bartender.
Estevo, not a man known for his courage, failed to
take it.
Looking back, a lot of lives might have been saved if
Estevo had reached over and taken that shotgun from Slimy. Others
might point fingers, but I'll wager that not a single one of his
accusers ever ran a saloon in a 19th-century
western town. Bartenders dealt with the rowdiest (and drunkest)
characters in what was already an unruly and violent environment.
Lawmen rarely spent time in saloons, and it wasn’t because there
was more business elsewhere. They knew that if you sat around in a
bar with a gun and a badge, someone would eventually think it a good
idea to take a shot at you – maybe in the back.
Bartenders like Estevo didn’t have a friendly
jailhouse to retreat to. If they started disarming their clientele,
some clever fellow might figure things out. If he managed to smuggle
one gun into an unarmed bar, the only thing he needed to do to be
king of the bar was kill the bartender.
I’m sure there were a few brave bartenders in the
West. A couple might’ve lasted a year. Estevo lived to
sixty-eight and would have lived even longer if he hadn’t eaten his
way to three hundred pounds by the time he was fifty.
It was a younger, slimmer Estevo who said to Slimy
that day, “No, Mr. Beach. Please don’t be concerned about the
mess. Accept the shotgun as my gift. Here…” And at that point,
Estevo reached under the bar and produced a matching weapon. “Please
accept this one as well.”
“That’s nice of ya, Estevo,” said Slimy.
“Thanks.”
So Slimy just killed a man in cold blood. What will the
folks at the Rosa Linda do about it? Find out in the next post:
Hanging is for bad guys.
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