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Ya know, when I
was 5, I had this great drawing going. I wasn’t very good at
staying in the lines, but I was doing great this time. It was a
school bus, and of course I was coloring it yellow.
As I was
meticulously detailing my masterpiece, Glenn C. reached over with a
red crayon and scrawled all over it.
I felt betrayed,
but…
That’s
right, if you’ve been putting off
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Your
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When I was 9, I
got this killer bike for my birthday. It was everything I’d ever
dreamed of. I spent hours just staring at it, which was all I could
do because my birthday came in Winter and we 245 feet of snow
outside.
Finally the snow
melted, and I got a glorious two weeks with my wonder bike. I was
just starting to master the 5 speed derailleur and the hand brakes,
when my sister, Hildegard borrowed it without permission and lost it.
I felt betrayed,
but…
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September
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(Great
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I remember the
first and only time I bought a brand new car. Sure it looked like a
misshaped tennis shoe, but it was new and it was mine. I drove from
the dealer directly to my friend’s house. We did a little joy
riding then he asked to stop at Burger Death. They had a special on
their 4 gallon Death by drowning Soda for 32 cents.
“You’re not
going to bring that into my brand new car, are you?”
“Don’t worry,
I’ll be careful.”
We stopped at
Pencil Mart (where you’re sure to get the point,) and bought 632
novelty pencils (good for all occasions.) We got back into the car
and drove a mile.
“Where did I put
my soda?”
The cup was on the
floor in back of my seat. 3 and a half gallons of soda had
deep-stained my carpet and begun corroding my undercarriage. There
were 16 miles on the odometer.
I felt betrayed,
but…
That’s
Right
Neither
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Headley
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Get
a penny from this.
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I figured we’d
been dating exclusively for two years. It was time to make the
plunge. I asked her to marry me. She thought about it and said yes.
Sure the other guys she was having sex with were better in bed than
I was, but what the heck?
I felt betrayed,
but…
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Never
That’s
September 7, 8, 14, or 15
Never
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