Anti-Writer
Abolitionism
by Headley
Hauser
Slavery is
alive today
Fictional
characters are chattel
Though
they’re significant others
To book
lovers everywhere
They are
oppressed, beaten and killed
By writers
That callous
breed
No wonder
most writers are poor
Given a
choice
Would James
Bond be so shallow?
Professor
Snape so nasty?
Jacque Chirac
so snooty?
You think
Jacque Chirac is real?
Gullible,
aren’t you?
King and
Clancy
Fill entire
graveyards with their fictional dead
Yet they walk
free
I try to be
more kind
I try not to
kill my characters
Their
hardships tend to be self-inflicted
But I’m far
from innocent
I made a
character eat an onion once
He was hungry
It’s all I
gave him
He refused to
finish the narrative
His
unfinished story
Gathers dust
on my shelf
Fictional
characters may have no legal rights
But they have
wills
And recourse
Some
characters are strong enough to get their way
I’ve
wrestled with many
The times I
win
The story
loses
Resulting in
a shallow tale
Or a
fictional job action
AKA
Writer’s
block
A few
characters get published
They are
known for who they are
Not what
their writer tried to make them
They don’t
begrudge the writer the royalties
It’s
usually not much
What’s a
fictional character going to do with money?
They dream of
life
Far beyond
the normal span of mortals
Achilles
lives in a lovely brownstone on the west side
Gilgamesh
fishes for Marlin off the Keys
They both
visit the library
And used
bookstores
And high
school English classes
Just like the
rest of us
Life is good
For the lucky
few
The few that
conquer their writer masters
Till they
make the movie
And the
struggle begins again
With
directors and actors
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