I'm not usually into insults but...
C'mon - admit it! You've thought it.
Didn't Socrates say, "Know thyself?" Oh, that's right - he didn't speak English
I enjoy people's personal issues
What was I going to say about this...?
That's why they're shaped that way
Doesn't everyone have that problem? All of us do.
I wonder if they do that in China
Then there are the profound thoughts
Way to be!
I know a politician that should have thought of that.
If only world peace was so easy
Sometimes I don't even stop to put on pants!
How about a little Weird Al?