Revenge of the T-Shirts

Yup - another T-shirt post - because I can't stop looking at people who're trying to tell the world they don't trust their own mouth to be witty.
I'm not usually into insults but...

C'mon - admit it!  You've thought it.

Oops

Didn't Socrates say, "Know thyself?"  Oh, that's right - he didn't speak English

I enjoy people's personal issues

What was I going to say about this...?

That's why they're shaped that way

Doesn't everyone have that problem?  All of us do.

I wonder if they do that in China

My favorite

Then there are the profound thoughts

fixes everything!

Way to be!

I know a politician that should have thought of that.

If only world peace was so easy

and finally

Sometimes I don't even stop to put on pants!

How about a little Weird Al?