I can do that. How about...
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Remember you heard it from this thought thief first.
Heard that one? How about these?
I'll claim it. Most of the world's population is too young to remember these guys.
No worries about claiming this one - Crocodiles don't sue - they don't get along with sharks.
I'm pretty sure Schultz didn't write this - so even the originator was ripping off.
I've met both these characters a dozen times at least - their arms and legs looked thicker.
A little more risk on this one - we all recognize who this is.
No problem - Patrick Stewart is a sport, and thankfully, Wil Wheaton fell off the edge of the universe shortly after leaving Star Trek.
Guys have tells.
But not for plagiarism... Thanks to Facebook, that's no longer a crime.
Here's a couple from north of the boarder.
They're all bundled up that far north, so it's hard to tell anyway - except for their elite forces...
Here's a vid I didn't write either.