He’s a grasshopper, or a locust, or maybe a preying mantis, but
clearly not a cricket! What’s he trying to pull? With a
conscience like that, no wonder Pinocchio goes so wrong.
2) Glinda The
Witch of the North
let’s get this straight, all Dorothy has to
do is stand there in Munchkinland and click her heels, but this
“Good” witch sends her on a bloody vendetta?
3) Hercules
He kills his best friend, Iphitos and sentences himself to live a
year as a transvestite to make it all better? Don’t believe me?
Look it up.
4) Spongebob
He’s a sponge with a butt. I don’t want to think about it.
5) Jack
He
invades the giant’s house, steals his harp and his golden goose.
When the giant gets pissed, Jack feels justified in killing him.
6) Fairy
Godmother Part One
Cinderella feels oppressed so FGM creates a
dress-making sweatshop for little mice and birdies.
7) Fairy
Godmother Part Two
She turns rodents into people, makes them work
all night, then turns them back into rodents. Obviously no labor
laws in fantasyland.
8) Pac Man
He
takes drugs so he can eat dead people.
9) Gandolf
He
forgets so much fighting a Balrog that he doesn’t recognize his
friends. Then he recites long incredibly boring passages in Elvish.
10) Donald Trump
What? You say he’s real? C’mon – look at him. He can’t be.
Fellow blogger Alice from the blog Post Alice link reminded me of this rather disturbing Fantasy couple from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (A title I and my 9yo friends delighted in mispronouncing.)
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